So, which of the stories below is the Onion?
1. Nude golfers want course of their own in U.S., to match French course. The French course "includes four par 3 holes and two par 4 holes and a water hazard. There's also a large putting green and a golf pro ready to show guests how to swing that club."
2. Man depressed by changes at Arby's: thinner paper and more (but smaller) onion bits on buns.
3. Man "dressed as manequin" nabbed in women's bathroom. 20-year -old from Edgbaston was seen sneaking into the women's toilets "dressed like a mannequin with a mask and a wig" earlier this month. When security guards nabbed him, Hardman admitted to performing a sexual act and said: "I've been a bit weird."
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Back in the 70's, Arby's used to have this thing called a "Roast Beef Sandwich." It was good. I don't recognize what they sell at Arby's theses days as food.
Even though it was The Onion, I understand that man's depression.
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