Tuesday, October 12, 2004

I Think This Means They are Reproducing

Check the Conservative Match site. "For Sweet Hearts, Not Bleeding Hearts."

Some things to notice:
  • You can't be gay. All you get to do is put in your own gender, and the site chooses "matches" for you. All of the opposite sex. That's not a PROBLEM, is it?
  • Basically anything you want to look at requires registration.
  • There's a big "Remember Ronald Reagan" ad. I guess if you find that romantic, then this is definitely the site for you.

As for K. Grease, he has to stay far away from these sites, even the most basic browsing. If you are married to an Italian woman, you have to worry about waking up and finding your OWN bloody severed head in the bed beside you.

3 comments:

Dan said...

OH, yeah! Thanks for hooking me up with this site!

Anonymous said...

The ads are worded so as to get the testosterone levels of any Log Cabin boy shooting sky high. Hell, I'm not even a Log Cabiner, but really...there should be a same sex option. These profiles are hot! Come on, we all know that some of these guys are at least curious switch hitters...all it would take is a compassinately conservative letter from one of the flock saying "I feel your pain" and they would come running to the dark side.

Anonymous said...

BTW...post above compliments of Tommy the Gay wannabe canuck...or is it Tommy the wannabe Gay canuck....nahh...I think it's the former; the political science department has too many metrosexuals